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Hi! We're having a great time! Wanna join us?
I/We are looking for
We are looking for down-to-earth, low maintenance couples and bi-females that have no need of airs or pretensions: we’re not really interested in how long or girthy or rich or long lasting or incredibly smart or politically connected you are. We are, however, looking for a good personality
A positive outlook, a zest for life and a good sense of humor is very important. Look we’re fine talking sex, but please, oh, please… if you have strong political or religious views, please keep them to yourself… this is the biggest yet most avoidable buzzkill we can think of. This is supposed to be fun, not a forum to pick a fight with “the other side.” The ability to converse intelligently is important, too.
Sure, we are here for sex and swaps, but finding friends with benefits is like icing on the cake! We aren’t desperately seeking friends, but we aren’t trying to live some folks’ dispassionate vision of a sex-only hardcore "lifestyle,” either. If it only happened in the bedroom, that is OK, but if it clicks, we like to share fun times out of the bedroom, traveling, dining, wineries, exploring hobbies, and other interests. When it does come to being down and dirty, we prefer that both partners have an equal and enthusiastic interest in playing. If one of you prefers to be a spectator, again, it isn’t necessarily a total deal breaker, but be honest and up-front. We have experience in swinging and will gladly share what we know with newbies. We can go as fast or as slowly as your comfort level requires. However, there just isn’t any way we are going to be a party to helping talk her or him into swapping, being bi, or whatever, if that isn’t where they want to go.
We are comfortable with both soft swap and full swap and although we prefer same room, that isn’t a deal breaker, either. Bi females are a big plus, since she is very bi with the right lady, but loves the men, too. Straight females, read on, bi isn’t a requirement… He is straight, not homophobic in a MFM situation, but isn’t fooled by the “straight” guy whose wife gets really turned on by seeing him go down on another guy. Sorry, that’s just SO not his thing. We’re also not into BDSM, kids, animals, poop, and the usual list of stuff that can both empty a room and get you arrested. If you are 420 friendly, we're OK with your consumption, but we don’t partake, since we are both subject to random drug tests. We want nothing to do with any other drug use.
Age and physical attributes are not terribly important, we all get older, gain a few pounds, and just don’t show as well as we did when we were 25 years old. However, cleanliness, good dental care, and self respect are timeless. We are disease free and we demand the same.
If what we have shared is interesting, let's talk and see what we have in common. If we click, let's let the good times roll.
Single men, if we develop an interest, we know where you are.
Ok... due to professional demands, we are probably more concerned about discretion than most.... and that is why we have no face pictures posted. If pictures are a make-or-break deal, then we have some "G" rated ones to share via e-mail.
Describe Yourself:
We are a very happily married couple looking for some added fun and spice. We are both educated and professional people with a good sense of humor and a zest for life. We love spending a lot of time at the beach and also spend a fair amount of time visiting the mountains.
He is medium height with a medium build, thinning, but long hair and a full trimmed beard. He is witty with a very dry sense of humor. He loves motorcycles, boats and he is a proficient craftsman. He loves to please his partner and in swing situations he is very respectful, He tends not to be aggressive, unless invited. He is well read and, though not much into NASCAR or team sports, can converse intelligently on most subjects.
She is short and full-figured with long brown hair, and brown eyes. She is always smiling and is quick to laugh. She loves the touch of a woman and is quick to reciprocate the attention, but doesn’t require the other lady to be bi. She is always smiling and looks for the positive side of life.
Together, we love the outdoors, entertaining, swimming, boating, fishing, shooting pool, having drinks, cooking out, flea markets, etc.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
No pain. Otherwise, let your mind run wild! Children of the 60's, "if it feels good, do it" makes perfectly good sense to us! You won't shock us and you might just find a kindred spirit! Actually, when things get serious, we think these intimate disclosures are best left to a private talk with all parties contributing verbally and visually. It's all about making everybody happy, right?
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
You, of course! If we were stuck on ourselves we wouldn't be here asking to meet you and expressing interested in your needs and fantasies. Hopefully, this is about making three or more people's dreams come true.
Our preferred method of contacting other interested parties is for the girls to talk FIRST. If you are a single male... obviously, this is going to be a problem unless your mother is VERY understanding. Otherwise, it lets the other parties know we are serious, real, and hiding nothing from a spouse. It works for us.
Your cell number gets a live, sexy, wife's voice.....
We realize that, although we have done the best to be accurate in describing ourselves, some readers of this profile may really want to see a picture before committing themselves to any sort of meet. We have no problem with this, but in the interest of discretion and our lack of desire to feed the picture collectors, we will e-mail pics only after the girls have talked.
Oh! Yeah! Thanks for reading the whole profile! :-)
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